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If it happened, its on here. If it aint on here, it aint happen yet.

Body looking like I jumped straight out da gym with it
Body looking like I jumped straight out da gym with it
Black Velma
Black Velma
Just over here being cute, confident and minding my own pretty business
Just over here being cute, confident and minding my own pretty business
I’m Really Da Shit Fr
I’m Really Da Shit Fr
Why Do They Gas Me Up Where Does It Go My Head
Why Do They Gas Me Up Where Does It Go My Head
You Check Every Box For Me
You Check Every Box For Me
Having A Good Time Wit My Crew

Having A Good Time Wit My Crew

Water park day. Mason, Ohio. All of us. Look at this picture. LOOK at the lil one in the front with the mean mug. Thats the face of a child who was told no more slides until you eat something. He aint forgive me yet.

Yall know how these indoor water parks go. Its 78 degrees in there and 100 percent humidity and everybody walking around in a wristband like its a hospital. We had the pink ones. Pink wristbands, pink swimsuit, pink cover up, pink on the big girl, pink on the baby. I did not plan that. Okay I planned some of it.

He took the picture cause his arm longer than mine. Thats the only reason he in the front. Look at him. Look at me. Look at these babies. Big girl got her goggles ready before we even got out the elevator. The other one got the beads in her hair swinging every time she move and she know it.

Now. The chairs. Every single chair in that place got a towel on it and nobody in it. Yall see it in the picture. Rows of chairs, rows of towels, no people. Where is everybody? In the water. So why you save the chair? I sat in one anyway. Somebody came back and looked at me and I looked at them and they kept walking. Aht aht. Its a chair.

We stayed till they turned the lights down on the wave pool. Kids fell asleep in the car before we hit the highway. Him too almost.

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Eboni Black Eb - Happy Birthday Sister
Eboni Black Eb – Happy Birthday Sister
Me and Cousin Nish in the smoking section
Me and Cousin Nish in the smoking section
Congratulations to my beautiful lil cousin Taniyah
Congratulations to my beautiful lil cousin Taniyah
My beautiful babies
My beautiful babies
Happy Mother’s Day Mom
Happy Mother’s Day Mom
The floats were cute… but let’s be honest
The floats were cute… but let’s be honest

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About Me

Hey. It’s Eboni. Black Eb if you found me on the apps. Same person, same mouth.

I post every day. Not most days. Every day. Some days its a whole story, some days its a picture of me in the car in a beanie and a puffer coat with the heat on high like this one, and yall still show up for it. I dont know why. I aint questioning it.

What this site is?

The videos is the short version. This is the long one.

The stuff that dont fit in a caption go here. My people, my babies, my outfits, my birthdays, my nights out, my mornings that went sideways before 7 am. And the receipts. Yall knew that was coming. If somebody got blocked, there is a reason, and the reason is usually on here somewhere.

Everything on this site is me typing how I talk. No team. No brand voice. If it sound like me thats because it is me.

How to get in touch?

Comment. DM. Tag me. I see it. I might not answer the same day cause I got a life and a lot of kids, but I see it.